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Don’t Ride A Bike On Ice

I know there are things that I like to keep hidden from the general public knowledge for one big reason. I don’t like embarassment. I decided to share a story in my first video. It shows you what happens when you don’t pay attention to things you should pay attention to, like proper safety in inclement weather.

It also kind of reminds me about the precautions that you need to take when you enjoy Gulf oysters. They’re a great food and are very healthy as long as you use hygenic preparation methods. You can learn more about how to eat Gulf oysters safely at BeOysterAware.com. Remember, just don’t be stupid about safety like I was.

What If Oysters Gave Us Ball Bearings?

Ball Bearing RingA favorite quote of mine is “A pearl is like a marriage. It starts as a speck of irritating dust that eventually turns into a beautiful pearl.” That’s how true love blossoms, it may not be the most wonderful thing at the beginning but it grows and grows and soon you have a very beautiful pearl.I guess this begs the question, what if Gulf oysters didn’t give pearls and produced something like ball bearings instead.

I really can’t imagine giving a girl a ball bearing necklace or a ring with a ball bearing in it. I know my wife would get angry, but if she gave me one, I might actually wear it. Ball bearings are kind of cool and do have a nice look, in a mechanical kind of way. Heck, I think the picture on the left would make a real nice ring.

Luckily for my wife, oysters give us beautiful pearls. They not only give us a very delectable seafood dish, they also can give us a beautiful stone that last forever. Maybe that’s why I love Gulf oysters so much.

The Be Oyster Aware site has tons of great information on enjoying fresh oysters safely. Armed with the right information, you can enjoy fresh Gulf oysters year round.

Hotels near Disney World

Ah, memories of Disney World. I remember going with couple of my friends to visit Disney World. We didn’t know how to find cheap hotels near Disney World so we got the best we could. Unfortunately, I am very cheap so after paying too much for a hotel, I was shocked to pay a lot for a Disney World all day pass. Oh well, we went in the morning and stayed until the afternoon. The lines were getting longer and when me and my friend Josh left in the afternoon, I decided that I wouldn’t come back in the evening.

Now I am cheap. I know that you can ask for your money back when you aren’t satisfied so on a lark, I told the agent at the exit, “I am not happy with my visit at Disney World. Can I get a refund?”

Much to my shock and my friends amusement, I was asked to go into a small room. A few minutes later a supervisor quizzed me.
Her: Didn’t you know there were long lines at Disney World?
Me: Ah, the commercials never showed the long lines. They just show happy people on rides.

Needless to say, I got my refund, all just to save a few bucks. But that’s all moot now because I found Travel Hero. Travel Hero not only helps you get a good buy on hotels near Disney World, but they also have great buys on car rentals and airfares. No matter where you need to travel to, they can help you save money.

Gun Control

Gun Control is a decisive issue, but I doubt it will really be much of an issue in the next election. None of the candidates are really taking a public stand on issue, either for or against gun control. In other words, it looks like a non-issue this election season. But that doesn’t mean we can’t find a bit of humor in it all. This is a funny video where an NRA member asks a question to the candidates about gun control.
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